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name: Kayla Woodward (K. Woo!)
pronouns: She/Her
birthday: July 9th 1991, i am an emotial cancer bb and turning the big 30 baby!
years skated: 10! Wow! COVID has me in my feels like maybe I dreamed it all and that I used to be mediocre at it :,)
type of skating: Roller Derby, falling with style, and dabbling in Park skating - i also love a good old fashion rink skate
any pets2 spoiled children, Olive and Potato - they need jobs if your hiring.
favorite food: Pizza. Any pototo varietation. There is also ALWAYS Peanut butter cups at our house.... its a necessity. I guess anything with a p.... wow.
anything else we should know? I take baths on Saturdays, like really long ones to get caught up on trash reality and youtube videos. Im a new plant zaddy and i don't want to talk about how many i've killed. Also, I enjoy rocks and charge them in the moonlight. Also, I work for corporate america so if you see me in my work vibes, no you don't.




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