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name: Whitney / Plummer / but, mostly "Dad"
pronouns: He/His
birthday: MAY 9th [year redacted]
years skated: derby = 9 years, roller skate = WHOLE HECKIN' LIFE
type of skating: derby, and always up for a good ole fashioned beach skate when the weather is right. 🌴
any petsCHARLIE "bad dog" (12YO) AND LINUS "good dog" (5YO) DOGGOS
favorite food: donuts and ice cream, usually together. anything breakfast related, special mention to any homemade corned beef hash 🤤
anything else we should know? DAD OF THREE, NEEDS NAP




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